Caxton Non-Sequitur

William Caxton invented the first printing press in 1476 in England. To refer to a caxton is to refer to a printing press.

A non-sequitur is a Latin word meaning a statement or premise that doesn't have a logical conclusion.

Being a ridiculous English/wordy type, I've always wanted to put these two into a poem.

In homage to Caxton and the roots of our language I've attempted to capture the sound and feel of Old English without regard to accuracy.

Caxton Non-Sequitur

Sladdlenoz grolerock crunhuff shnybarrch chipplehon

Quizboosh glibbett garfaru troopchipple

Rildspard phi rildaspard nuna wit pollpen

Mibparple snazzlehorehun sammelt goenapple

Wiltnarph grippe schnibnarf hadsweepday

Nasslud crismail beendopup pupplspleen

Oldwag aulspine crockenfree undebme

Maeirtankdubby wisgone flaytar grolerdeen

Krill berrykill frylark quizboosh glibbett

Chipplehon peelgnuck shakeseen congratile

Swaswa heeffenum forgyf gyltas ufrett

Thorn gear sigelsnied pocbiscut telastile

Tew lagotew egun nied quizboosh gewat

Tew gyltas tew gyltas needertwat